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Jew’s Internet History Part 2: Freeservers and ChairShots

WELCOME BACK TO THIS STAGE IN HISTORY! Last time I spoke about my very beginnings in this internet business, and you learned about a bunch of shit that you don’t care about because it happened before Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 …

Adventures In Retail

Jew talks about that one time he was an asshole and tripped a kid.

The Last of Us: Like A Perfect Steak, But Sadly You Can’t Eat It

The best part of Last of Us is the giant mech fight towards the end of the game.

The Gundam Breaker Beta Is Like Crack

IT’S LIKE CRACK. IT’S LIKE LIQUID CRACK. IT’S LIKE LIQUID CRACK THAT YOU CAN INJECT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYEBALLS.

How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse At The Middletown Galleria Mall

This article is an official declaration that Jew plays too much Dead Rising and needs to stop.

Jew’s Internet History Part 1: Before TeH Internet

I haven’t slept in a good three days and I’ve had at least 12 pots of coffee in those past 72 hours. So I’m wired and itching to do something constructive. Failing to do that, I found myself reminiscing of …

I Used To Hate Tekken, And Now I Love Tekken Tag Tournament 2

This game rocks, and Jew is sorry that he ever doubted Harada-San.

Percocet: A Magical Adventure

Follow Jew on a journey through drug and pain induced madness. Watch out for Raptors, though.

007 Legends: The Bond Game That Makes No Sense

007 Legends seems to be a James bond game made by people who don’t know much about James Bond.

10 Bad Choices For Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 DLC

The next time a discussion comes up on your forum of choice about how Capcom dropped the ball by not including Jin Satome or Spiral in place of Trish or Taskmaster, please flame them and link them to this article.

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