Meh. FarCry 3.
FarCry 3 is a game. It exists, and that’s that.
Bullet Witch Is The Bane Of My Existence
She can’t traverse a level, kill an enemy, or locate a checkpoint, BUT SHE’S GOT A FAT ASS!
The Last of Us: Like A Perfect Steak, But Sadly You Can’t Eat It
The best part of Last of Us is the giant mech fight towards the end of the game.
The Gundam Breaker Beta Is Like Crack
IT’S LIKE CRACK. IT’S LIKE LIQUID CRACK. IT’S LIKE LIQUID CRACK THAT YOU CAN INJECT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYEBALLS.
How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse At The Middletown Galleria Mall
This article is an official declaration that Jew plays too much Dead Rising and needs to stop.
I Used To Hate Tekken, And Now I Love Tekken Tag Tournament 2
This game rocks, and Jew is sorry that he ever doubted Harada-San.
007 Legends: The Bond Game That Makes No Sense
007 Legends seems to be a James bond game made by people who don’t know much about James Bond.
10 Bad Choices For Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 DLC
The next time a discussion comes up on your forum of choice about how Capcom dropped the ball by not including Jin Satome or Spiral in place of Trish or Taskmaster, please flame them and link them to this article.
Punisher Week – The Punisher: No Mercy
Jew said “Hey Brad! You have a PS3, right? Why don’t you do a Let’s Play of Punisher: No Mercy?” I told him to go fuck himself.
(Not) Mega Man: Robot Master Mayhem