During his freshmen year of college, Frank Dasta was kidnapped by Libyans and locked away in a cave somewhere in the Midwest. The terrorists demanded that he build them a soulless and impersonal pop culture website that talks down to it’s fanbase, harasses them with ads, charges them to use the forums, and even prompts them to like every page on Facebook. They planned to plunge the Internet into a state of total disarray and rampant idiocy in a bid to take over the world. With a box of scraps, Frank instead built and used it to escape. The founder of the site and current Future Science Jesus, Frank enjoys fighting games, long walks on the beach, and referring to himself in the third person.

Episode 30 – Armored Core Slim

We talk about cop robots, corp robots, and corpse robots on this ep of The Smooth Burrito.

Episode 29 – Hand Holding and Nut Punching

We’re back from hiatus, as we talk about old games, new games, what makes a good Zelda game, and how much we’re looking forward to Armored Core 6.

Episode 28 – Why Are We Talking About Saints Row?

Probably because the new one is trash. We go over Volition’s foibles and more, on this ep of TSB!

Episode 27 – Flamin’ Hot Cartridges

Don’t lick ’em!

Episode 26 – The Armored Core Awards

We talk The Game Awards, and then give our review of Metal Warriors on SNES in this week’s episode of The Smooth Burrito.

Episode 25 – The Last of Gunch

We’re talking the latest Pokemon, God of War Ragnarok, and reviewing The Last of Us here on TSB.

Episode 24 – The Boys are Back

We’re back after a long work-induced hiatus to bring you a slightly different style of Smooth Burrito.

Episode 23 – Low Framerate Frank and Out-of-Sync Trevor

This was supposed to be our first video podcast, but due to the video part having issues it’s instead just a regular ol’ audio one.

Episode 22 – Shigeru Miyamoto’s Box of Wonders

We’re totally a professional podcast, I swear.

Episode 21 – Stain’d Joke 2: The Jokening

IT’S BEENAWHALLLLLLL since we talked about video games. Let’s fix that.