Robot Boombox

This is the worst game in the BattleTanx series thus far. Who could have guessed that removing tanks from your tank game would somehow make it worse?

Some genius at 3DO’s offices thought that combining tanks with professional wrestling would somehow make their subpar game better. They now work as a High School janitor.

Frank worried that this game might actually be better than he said it was. He was very wrong.

The first thing our heroes did “GARRYYY!!!” upon booting up Pokken Tournament “GARRYYY!!!” was the lengthy tutorial. This is all extra “GARRYYY!!!” footage that was scrapped from the original “GARRYYY!!!” video, because it’s almost a half hour of tutorials. “GARRYYY!!!”

Frank, Jeux, and a defiant TJ slog their way through baby’s first fighting game. GARRYYYY!!!!

Frank and Trent troll the shit out of Jeux in what is obviously a half-assed attempt to put something up for Halloween.

Frank and Ian play SpaceBaseBall in the GhettoFuture of the year 1990Fresh.

Once upon a time Midway tried to duct tape rasslin’ to Mortal Kombat. It didn’t work, but we love it.

Frank Whitecastle and Jeux Fury take on The Kingpin for Punisher Week. A lot of people died. It was awesome.