How To Be An Elitist Music Hipster Faggot Dong Fucker
There is no explanation that would fit in this box that could do a better job than this article’s own title.
X-Men Wolverine Origins Before The Beginning I Can’t Remember The Title
It’s definitely a movie that had Wolverine in it, so in that regards it was successful.
After re-reading his previous article, Crabby thinks that he owes a compliment to one of the current Saturday Morning Cartoons kin.
Saturday Morning Cartoons
Saturday morning cartoons sure have gone downhill since Crabby was a boy.
“Stop trying to cling to a niche just because you think it gives you a right to be an elitist twat on the internet who complains how good things used to be. Things got better. Except for you.”
Crabby McFartLice rambles about his unusual fantasies involving Shaq.
My Friend Brad
Crabby McFartLice remembers traumatizing a friend.
The Forty Year On-Ramp
I have done acid twice in my life, the first time is far more interesting. To protect the parties involved, I will use fake names. These are their actual names because no one knows my real name is Edward, and it doesn’t fucking matter, for all you know my name could be David, and the names may or may not be fake. It’s the internet. Who gives a shit?
“Then you keep riding this shuttle, you’re on your 14th mission, and you’re starting to notice all it’s faults. This once majestic and amazing machine is starting to show it’s wear.”
Sock’s Fucking Computer
This was Frank’s favorite article on THI, and now it’s preserved on RBX in all its glory.