Frank reminisces about his favorite childhood addiction and probably gets a headache a few hours later.
Price Checks and Penny Glue Bitches
We could say that this article is about a cybernetic, mustard loving ninja who fights dragons, but that would be a boldfaced lie.
The Pedantic Nimrod
“Being a moron on the internet is no new thing. Hell, there were idiots on shit like Usenet and BBS before the internet existed. I’m sure the internet’s Alexander Graham Bell moment was someone sending “ur a fag” in plaintext over a Teletype machine.”
Driveswap: A Saga of Ineptitude