Take A Bite Out Of Crime – Prologue
It was a brisk autumn night in Newburgh, New York…
Frank reminisces about his favorite childhood addiction and probably gets a headache a few hours later.
A Beginner’s Guide to Juggalo Culture
Norman takes us into the mystical world of the Juggalo. Are you Down With the Clown?™ (We certainly hope not.)
Price Checks and Penny Glue Bitches
We could say that this article is about a cybernetic, mustard loving ninja who fights dragons, but that would be a boldfaced lie.
The Pedantic Nimrod
“Being a moron on the internet is no new thing. Hell, there were idiots on shit like Usenet and BBS before the internet existed. I’m sure the internet’s Alexander Graham Bell moment was someone sending “ur a fag” in plaintext over a Teletype machine.”
“Fucking telephone.” As usual Ben woke up with a headache, and only fragmented memories of what had happened the night before. It had been this way for a while now, ever since that fateful night. The night that his world …
What I Do At 5am
When Jew gets bored, everyone suffers.
“Stop trying to cling to a niche just because you think it gives you a right to be an elitist twat on the internet who complains how good things used to be. Things got better. Except for you.”
Jew’s Internet History Part 5: A Deadly Alliance Is Accidentally Forged
Last time things were looking super hopeful, but one must ask themselves: “If everything was looking good for E&N, why the fuck is Jew on RBX?” The answer is actually pretty simple: shit got fucked up, but in a good …
Jew’s Internet History Part 4: The Real AND The Fake E&N (Sorta)
Last time we watched my hopes and dreams crumble, much like rust from the bottom of a beat ass Toyota. But the story doesn’t end there. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and …