Punisher Week

November 2012, Thanksgiving week. Jew, Frank, and Brad dedicated an entire week of the website to Marvel’s Punisher, and all of the absurd nonsense that follows him wherever he goes. Frank had midterms and worked Black Friday, Jew worked all week preparing for Thanksgiving, Brad kept breaking the games that he was supposed to be LP’ing. Somehow things still came together decently.

Punisher Week – Space Punisher Part One

I’ve often joked about launching people into space to make sequels or spin-offs to tired concepts that just won’t seem to die an honorable death. Once you launch your franchise into outer space, you’re basically admitting that you’re completely out if ideas…

Punisher Week – The Punisher: No Mercy

Jew said “Hey Brad! You have a PS3, right? Why don’t you do a Let’s Play of Punisher: No Mercy?” I told him to go fuck himself.

Punisher Week – Manga Punisher

“All this book has managed to do is reinforce my lack of faith in the anime fandom, and humanity at large. Which is totally what I needed. What’s next on the docket, huh, Mr. Castle? What else do you have to throw at me? Let’s at least make it something vaguely competent this time.”

Punisher Week – A Man Named Frank

Sombrero Guy explains to Enchilada and Smokey that the diamonds they found were actually rock candy, meaning that Frank’s family was murdered for something that can be purchased for a buck fifty at Walmart.

Punisher Week – Space Punisher

I’ve often joked about launching people into space to make sequels or spinoffs to tired concepts that just won’t seem to die an honorable death. It’s a concept that is so retarded that you can’t help but be interested, even if just to satisfy some morbid curiosity about how much of a train wreck it could possibly be.